casyoubitch:

ladies, watch this video its only like 3 minutes long but i feel like a changed person. 

(via oui-a-bou)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

(via okay)

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

(via oui-a-bou)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(via okay)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via sniffing)

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2460onetruepairing:

fallenangelontheceiling:

 

OMG I remember watching this in the 11th grade, I still remember the part during the party because of how nuts it was. It was sort of like a bunch of people at a Halloween party did acid and both decided to preform some Shakespeare… And it’s AWESOME!

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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lostconner:

"Spooooooooooooooooock!It’s me!!!!!"

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